Welcome!

So, I've finally done it. I've started my very own opinionated, over-reactive, bawdy local food blog. Just think, all it took was terrible seasonal allergies and extreme boredom, combined with a bunch of previously written reviews to get me off the ground.

You may be asking yourself, what makes him an authority on anything gastronomic? Well, I've lived in this town for 8 years and think I've been to most of the eating establishments. Also, during the fall of 2009, our kitchen was being remodeled for approximately 45 days, therefore every single lunch and dinner was eaten from local restaurants. I really tried to use this period of time to experiment with places I'd never been, revisit those I'd previously written off, and of course hit up my usual favorites.

I would be remiss without providing you with a full disclosure: I'm as picky as a little kid who will only eat hot dogs if they're cut up into small slices. I'm more than aware of this personality trait. That being said, there is a lot of crap in this town! Also, however, are some of my favorite restaurants in the world. I'll try to focus on the good stuff for the most part, but I feel that a restaurant warning is just as valuable as a recommendation.

I will be rating the restaurants on a "5 thumbs" system. Thumbs can be up or down.

So, let's get goin!